Aaj ka Shahenshah…….

Hey Folks…had been away from the blogging world for a long time…..now that i have come back i hope to hang around for a longer time…

Local  Trains are the best news media specially the ladies dabba…Its an amazing   entertainment media.. You get all the latest news along with personal opinions,debates,panel discussions,expert opinions and all this  in 1-2 hours.. Sometimes (i should say most of the times)this is spiced up by heated discussions….here’s one….

1 person:Oye!!!Kay dhakelte????

2 person:(raising her voice two octaves higher) Gardi ahe tyamule dhakka laagli!!!mala kaahi shouk naahi tumchya angaavar padaayala!!!!

1:( pitch in the third octave…A feat even famous singers couldnot accomplish)Aawaaz kami kara…dadagiri karte ka????

2: mee awaaz karnaar…hee tujhi aaichi/bapchi/kakachi/mamachi/maradchi…..(any1 of the options)gaadi aahe ka!!!!

What follows next is some incomprehensible sounds…followed by shouts from the audience….the session ends with one person gettin off the train….

Today  I happened to overhear a relatively mild pitched conversation…..

1 person:Arey yeh tere haath pe kya hua???kahi laga kya??(there is a scratch on the first persons hand)

2 person: arey kya bataoo….saali bandra waaaliyo ka kartoot hai!!!!

1: aila kya hua???

2: mein drwaaze pe khadi thi aur jaise hi bandra aaya,teen char choriya bade bade bag lekar chad gayi..@#$%^$# ki bag ki buckle lag gayi mere haath mein…dekho kaise cheer daala mere haath ko!!!!

1: arey ye bandra waaliya aise hi hai!!!!!inko chadne dena hi nahi chaahiye!!!

2: bhaabhi hamari group ne 1 plan banaya hai…hum pin leke darwaaze pe khade hone waale hai…aur jaisi hi yeh ladkiya chadengi ,mere haath ka jo haal kiya na…usse bura haal kar doongi!!!!!(beams with pride as if it is a million dollar nobel winning idea  )Kaisa laga hamara plan bhaabhi????

1: arey bohot acha plan hai…in logo ko aisaich sabak sikhaane ka!!!!

I am thankful that I dont board the train from Bandra….bt i only hope no person from nallasopara has heard this conversation….(i board from the station after nallasopara)

The manufacturers of  ’shehenshah’ costume(the famous Amitabh movie)have a good opportunity in hand….your unique costume will be helpful in the future for train commuters!!!!!

Disclaimer: The Eng-marathi used in the post is due to time constraints and laziness of the author to type in Marathi.There is no intention to hurt the sentiments of the so called messiahs of  Marathi Manoos…..